DOGE might be the bureaucratic equivalent of your group chat’s boozy late-night hot takes: bold, ambitious, yet utterly toothless—a self-proclaimed advisory council with all the power of a kitten meowing at a thunderstorm. But—and it’s a big but—what if someone actually took those ideas seriously? Acted on them? The result would be nothing short of a libertarian fever dream come to life: a roaring utopia of freedom, prosperity, and unfiltered badassery that could make even the Founding Fathers fist-pump from the afterlife.
Sounds like the kind of grand idea that deserves at least a little push—maybe nudged into reality by the sheer audacity of a meme sweatshirt. Am I right? Don’t bother answering. I already know I am.
Features:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitching
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |